Angela Bunt(ology)

she'ssss backkkk...

idiot192: i almost had to jerk off at work today
angelakate182: why!?
idiot192: i dont know. for some reason at like 6 i got a wicked boner and it WOULDNT go away
angelakate182: sooo weird!
idiot192: so i was like 2 seconds vfrom wanking it in the bathroom
     then it went awayu
angelakate182: what were you thinking of?
     that's sooo weird maybe somebody spiked your drink with viagra
idiot192: i wasnt thinking of anyone
     i was high and listening to a dead show from 85

everybody loves a jewish girl.

mattminski: he'll jew me
mattminski: because he doesnt like me
angelakate182: you wanna get jewed
mattminski: lol is that a threat

So I saw this video a really long time ago, but I think it’s resurfacing again. Classic.

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OK and everybody knows the best part is Eve. “Can’t stand when it aint jumpin like I want, bouncer try ta’ stop my fun, take away my blunt…” Hrmmm… Todd we better jam out to this tomorrow.

toddma:

exceptforthisone:

‘4 My People’ - Missy Elliott

Show me some love, strip off your clothes and take off your socks.

I LOVE YOU RIGHT NOW!!! I’m sitting in starbucks and you just made me dance like a big loser in my chair in front of ppl!

cmon!!! get down! this is for my people! say wha my party people!

Sunday funday.

My facebook wife just divorced me! Fall really isn’t the time of year for relationships.

SING IT MICHAEL (Stipe, of course)!

TMI

me: yea i know where we live i havent gotten laid in two months
me: im basically celibate
me: i shoulda never left college
friend: LOL
friend: i tell people im celibate
me: ahahah me too
friend: just so they dont pity
me: hahahah ditto
friend: horrible
friend: hahaha
friend: we need to go man hunting
me: yea i hear key west is pretty hoppin this time of day
friend: id rather someone with teeth
me: maybe i can bang fred, the old vietnam vet who loves to dance and play pool
friend: i know fred
me: <3 him

dirty hippie.

lauren: i just got my hair cut
lauren: kind of embarrassing
me: nice
me: why
lauren: there was like mats forming
lauren: hahah wow
lauren: she had to untangle it
lauren: ahhahaa
lauren: ya
lauren: she had to put in a  bunch of conditioner
lauren: and im like uhh
lauren: i havent gotten my hair cut since december

toddma:

Awkward days with Ange-buntology!

hahaha find yaself a big LAADDDDAYYY!

I’m trying to cater to the few people I have following my Tumblr right now…

Did I do good guys? Ahhh!